CoffeeBeer >> Marmite Papers

How the
Marmite Theory
of Migratory Evolution
was stumbled upon

In an environment where the MTME is in effect, no moveable item, when moved from its current position of gravitational rest, will ever be returned to its immediately previous position unless it happens to be the only true constant, which is a jar of Marmite.

to read the papers

To see the Marmite Theory in action
rub your mouse over the jar above

(NOTE: This suddenly stopped working in October 2015, both in desktop and mobile form, and it's a complete mystery to me why. If there are any javascript or HTML DOM experts out there, I'd appreciate any help I can get!)

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