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- HALLAMSHIRE HOUSE, SHEFFIELD: On one recent visit Doug gave me a sneaky taste of Greenock Cut (8.4% ABV, Thornbridge Brewing Company, Bakewell, Derbyshire). This Export Scotch Ale tasted like it had been aged in a peaty scotch barrel. Doug thought it tasted like barley wine, and it was a bit sweet--but in a kind of swirly, tawny sort of way. But it was, as one can expect, pretty knockout amazing. I ended up having a recommendation of Doug’s: a slightly safer pint of Scenic Route Red Rye Pale (5.0% ABV, Thornbridge, collaborating with Castle Rock of Nottingham). This beer reminded Doug of Thornbridge’s excellent Sequoia, because it was the same colour and category of character. But it suggested more upfront malt with no particular hops strain that screamed out at us. This was interesting, but I wasn’t really sure what was going on there. And I actually wasn’t sure if I liked it or not. I mean, I do like red ryes, as well as hoppy pale ales. But how can something be both red and pale? Wouldn’t that technically be pink?
Another time I had a quick, cheeky taste of Hedonistic Experience (4.5% ABV, Wilde Child Brewery, Leeds, West Yorkshire), because the days are getting darker and it’s described as a Milk Chocolate Stout. I’m not a milk chocolate fan, and as it was a bit sweet I didn’t go for a pint of it, but the taste was amazingly chocolate, and many people who like that kind of thing would very much like it. I also had a quick taste of Rookie (4.0% ABV, Twisted Barrel Ale Brewery and Taphouse, Coventry, West Midlands). Single hopped with Ekuanot, this was pleasant and gently drinkable. But I felt like something with a bit more, hmm, weirdness. So I ended up going for a pint of Tropical Pop (5% ABV, Sommar Brewing Company, Birmingham, West Midlands), which is a passionfruit, mango, and guava sour. Even though the day outside was dark and dismal, this made me feel a bit warmer with a possible suggestion of a glimmer of sunshine. But at this particular juncture of human history, I didn't feel like getting too exuberant about much of anything. So this was just a bit of a pleasantly sour tonic.
The Friday after the US election--and I'm sure everyone knows what election I'm talking about--I decided I needed to have a pint in a warm, friendly place with no rightwing pool players to spoil the atmosphere. So this pub was definitely my safe place. And I went for a safe pint of Pacific Ale (4.4% ABV, Stone & Wood Brewing, Byron Bay, Australia). The badge said that this is the original beer from the Australian brewery, and Doug knows it well. It was a quiet little zipper of a somewhat hazy pale, and it made me feel confident that I would have a safe walk home without any risk of being marched off to a prison camp or anything. I first had a taste of the loudly-intriguing-sounding Decibel Coffee Porter (4.8% ABV, Distortion Brewing, Battersea, Greater London), because it’s getting that time of year where I need to branch out and try some porters and stouts. This was quite nice, but I felt as if it could become a little cloying throughout an entire pint. So I determined to keep searching for that JC-style porter that I so desire.
Very recently, on a very cold Friday after work, I had a quick taste of Puns of Anarchy Chocolate Stout (4.5% ABV, Kelham Island Brewing Company, Sheffield, South Yorkshire). A collaboration with Brew York of York and the Bullion Chocolate Company, this was almost drinkable to me. Again it was quite chocolatey but not sweet, which is what always puts me off. But Lotte and I both agreed it just didn’t quite have enough of that rich bitter chocolate stout taste. Otherwise I would have had a pint.
On an afternoon before going to what turned out to be a great gig across town, I stopped in and had a nice quiet pint of Dawberry Fields (4.6% ABV, Thornbridge collaborating with Attic Brew Co of Birmingham, West Midlands). Named after an actual park in Kings Heath, a suburb of Birmingham, this New England hazy was brewed with Simcoe, Mosaic, and Centennial hops and was quite easy to drink, pleasantly fruity, down to earth, and not psychedelic at all, even though the pump clip suggested a bit of hippie-era paisley. I ended up having another pint of it at the Greystones across town, where I went to see the excellent Rob Heron and the Tea Pad Orchestra. So why not have a paisley pint with some cracking rockabilly?
I also had a very cheeky taste of Society for the Encouragement of Virtue (12.0 % ABV, Round Corner Brewing, Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire). Surprisingly this rum barrel-aged Imperial stout was a disappointment to both Doug and me, as we were hoping for more of that amazing WHOOFF! that comes from a proper whisky barrel-aged Imperial stout. The rum just made it too sweet and mellow. Definitely not worth it for that high alcohol content.
The day after the gig I made a return visit to the Hallamshire and decided to have two slightly bizarre dark half pints in honour of the dark winter that was closing in on all of us. Abnoba BlackForest Porter (5.2% ABV, Beanwood Brewery, Leeds, West Yorkshire). The name comes from the fact that Abnoba is the Goddess of the Black Forest. This beer had a powerful chocolate punch tempered with sour cherries, with a hint of bourbon vanilla,so it was quite interesting. But even though it wasn’t terribly sweet, it did become a bit cloying to me before I hit the end of my glass. My other half wasn’t as sweet, even though it was called Sugar & Spice (6.0% ABV, Thornbridge). This Chai Latte Stout had a good hit of coffee flavour with touches of ginger and cinnamon. Ultimately, however, I ended up leaving a bit of both halves, resolving to make sure I had a hoppier and drier brew for my next pint.
On a dark Sunday afternoon I stopped in after a live music evening. I'd planned to have something light and manageable, mostly as a soothing tonic for my body, aching a bit after having slipped on an invisible slab of black ice two nights before and slamming back first into the pavement. No injuries, just a bit of that feeling of having been hit by a truck. But when I saw something I'd really wanted to try was still on, I had to risk a stronger pint. To be fair, Burton Ale on the Union Dark Ruby Red (5.5% ABV, Thornbridge, in collaboration with The Kernel Brewery, London) isn't any stronger than Thornbridge’s superb Quiet Storm single-hopped series, so I should be fine for walking home, joining the Cousins Zoom, and staying awake past 9pm. And it won't be on for long. As was the other dark beer I had recently from The Kernel, this is quite a classy dark beer, most suitable for the dark days of deepest Peru - sorry, Sheffield. And its colour prompts me to sip it at a slower rate than usual, especially as it's a cask beer. Take my time: the Slow Beer Movement. There is no need to rush a classic.
- TWO SHEDS, SHEFFIELD: Oops, I did it again...mixed up the time on this dark, monotonous grey day and arrived an hour early. So fortunately I could have a low-ABV cask pint of the extremely wordy Fresh From Single Hops Series Pale Ale with Harewood Green Hops (3.8% ABV, Northern Monk Brewing, Leeds, West Yorkshire), brewed as part of the Harewood Food and Drink Project. These hops were new to me, but the taste was actually really nice, somewhat redolent of a heap of just-mown grass, and fortunately there were no words floating around in my glass. The taste was nice and nature-like to calm my rattled nerves, while I waited an extra hour for two friends I was supposed to be meeting.
On another visit I had a pint of Forest Explorer West Coast IPA (4.5% ABV, NoFo Brew Company, Cumming, Georgia). Brewed with Centennial, Cascade, and Columbus hops, this was surprisingly good, with that sort of pine-needle character one would expect from those Pacific Northwest hops. I was surprised to see a beer here from an American brewery, but NoFo are big Walsall United football fans, so they brew and distribute their beer in the UK as well. That’s as good a reason as any for me to try my first craft beer from Georgia.
On a very cold and dark Saturday afternoon (or was it nighttime?) this pub was ridiculously crowded, more than I'd ever seen it before. I had trouble at first finding a place to just exist, much less sit, but suddenly a stool at the bar was vacated. So this seemed a perfect day to go for a pint of Lightbulb (4.5% ABV, Verdant Brewery, Penryn, Cornwall). This extra pale but very zippily citrus-dank hoppy beer was described as being bright as a 100w lightbulb. My favourite Two Sheds dog visitor, Jake, was standing near me; and there I was, sitting at the bar with my mouth lit up brightly, so I figured my teeth were probably glowing. But that’s not a bad look for a dark day, especially while everybody was anticipating the post-election dark future of the planet.
In the middle of November I had a pint of Inception (4.4% ABV, Beartown Brewery, Congleton, Cheshire). Described by the brewery as a crushable session IPA, it was pleasantly fruity and good for cheering up the otherwise dismal day.
On my next visit I had a pint of Simtraza Triple Hopped Pale Ale (4.4% ABV, Triple Point Brewing Company, Sheffield, South Yorkshire). Hopped with Simcoe, Citra, and Azacca, this was a perfect comforter with well-known hops for the bitter cold evening.
- WALKLEY BEER COMPANY, SHEFFIELD: Sitting in here on a quiet Sunday afternoon, I thoroughly enjoyed a pint of Living Landscape (4.6% ABV, Burnt Mill Brewing Company, Ipswich, Suffolk). This amazingly gorgeous pint is described as a Fog Pale Ale, which I suppose is a new term for hazies. I prefer the term “fog” myself, as fog is more atmospheric than purely bleary. The hops used are Citra, Idaho 7, and Strata, and it had a wonderful suggestion of dank with the vaguest hint of catpiss, finished with a soupçon of tobacco. That description might sound off-putting to non-beer drinkers, but it's a form of heaven for us hops connoisseurs.
I first had a taste of a cask ale, Kaleidoscope Pale Ale (4.2% ABV, Wiper and True Brewery, Bristol). Brewed with Citra, Simcoe, and Mosaic hops, it was perfectly enjoyable, and I would have had a pint if my tastebuds hadn't then been hijacked and replanted by the Living Landscape.
Most recently, on a cold day after work, I stopped in and had a cask pint of Good Manners Cost Nowt (4.2% ABV, Farm Yard Brew Company, Cockermouth, Lancashire). Single hopped with Ekuanot, this was a very sensible New England hazy pale ale, uniquely Ekuanotty in character. The pump label was very gentle and pretty, featuring a bouquet of nice pink flowers.
On my most recent visit, I tasted two excellent cask beers and again couldn’t decide, so I went for a half of both. Naturally, being a chaos theory enthusiast and having even written my first e-novel based on chaotic systems, I was instantly attracted to Fractal Patterns (4.5% ABV, Shiny Brewery, Derby, Derbyshire). A Hazy Pale hopped with a wonderful combination of Ekuanot, Sabro, and Citra, this beer most definitely lived up to its promise and was quite hoppily delectable. The three hops weaved around my palate like Sikorsky gaskets, creating strange-attractor four-dimensional butterfly patterns all the way through my sensibilities. My other half was what I have been seeking since the dark days started to descend on us: A London Porter (6.0% ABV, The Kernel Brewery, London). This was a perfect dry porter, perfection in a dark beer for me. No frills, just excellent first-class service. Yep, gorgeous.
- OLD SHOE, SHEFFIELD: Recently I met my friend Mel in here on my way home from work. I first had a taste of Trailhead Mountain Pale (5.6% ABV, Weekend Project Brewing Company, Knutsford, Cheshire), which was quite hoppily good but perhaps a little higher in ABV than I was hoping for. So I went for a safer pint of Pathfinder NEIPA (4.5% ABV, Abbeydale Brewing Company, Sheffield, South Yorkshire), which was a perfectly drinkable fruity IPA. Mel, naturally, went for the powerful Tree Octopus DIPA (8.0% ABV, Weekend Project). This did have a very appealing citrus dank character, but I could really taste that alcohol. I suppose if one were to have a few pints of this, they probably would start to see octopuses in the trees.
BOTTLED/CANNED BEER UPDATE:
- Doppelganger DDH IPA (6.7% ABV, Vocation Brewing Company, Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire). The description on the can of this special-edition beer was “Tropical, Pine, Citrus”. So it was like it had my name stamped on it. A hazy beer brewed with Simcoe and Mosaic hops and a citrus zing, yes indeed, it was right up my street. It was a perfect tonic for the day after the new Fuhrer had been declared the Leader of the Former USA.
- They Went On Forever (6.0% ABV, Verdant Brewery, Penryn, Cornwall). This IPA is hopped with Galaxy, Mosaic, and Nelson Sauvin, and the malts are Extra Pale, Golden Promise, and oats. The beer was named after the brewery's commitment to making beers they love, now and forever. I don’t know what that all meant, but it was a really pretty can. And the beer inside? PUNCH! KAPOW! ZAP! My god, yep, this was really quite something!
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