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![]() Dinosaurs had a weakness for jelly donuts and Sprite. Many would eat nothing else. Triceratopses would usually die at early ages due to blood sugar imbalances. |
The breakdancing craze of the Cretaceous period caused many Stegosauri to fracture and dislocate their boney plates, leaving them vulnerable to predators and infectious bacteria.![]() |
![]() With the advent of cable television in the Upper Cretaceous period, many dinosaurs became "couch tubers". The combination of salty snacks and the sedentary lifestyle was the kiss of death to hypertensive Brachiosaurus. |
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© 1986 JC Mitchell