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CoffeeBeer
>> Warts & All
WARTS AND ALL
Various short stories, articles, and essays
that I never got around to polishing and publishing,
as well as a few random cartoons and sketches.
Never mind the pimples and dimples...
Fiction
Present Tense: Night
(USA 1997)
The Gravity Clause
(USA 1997)
The Incredible Sulk
(UK 2013)
True Stories
I Lost My Mother On The Metro
(USA 1999)
How A Mediterranean Feast Conquered An Army Of Four
(UK 2000)
Life As A Backdoor Yorkshire Woman
(UK 2003)
The Moon In Cancer: A Journal
(USA 1992)
Older Writings from California
Status Report 1
(USA 1983)
Status Report 2
(USA 1983)
A Guide to Proper Eating
(USA 1984)
Money, Sex, and Vomit: A Play
(USA 1989)
Continuation of a Story Which Was In Progress
(USA 1989)
An Analysis of a Structured Analysis Video Course
(USA 1987)
Cartoons and Drawings
Superpuss
(USA 1990)
Catnip & Sardines
(USA 1990)
A Strange Story
(USA 1990)
The Needle's Revenge
(USA 1990)
Concerto in D for Pianofarte and Orchestra
(USA 1990)
Genius At Work
(USA 1990)
Hal's Story
(USA 1989)
Sunday in the Park with Ray
(USA 1988)
Manual for Life
(USA 1987)
Saturday with the Gabinskis
(USA 1988)
Ray's Night at Ted's
(USA 1988)
The Journey of Jasmine
(USA 1989)
Library Adventures #1
(UK 2009)
Library Adventures #2
(UK 2009)
The Amazing Adventures of the Flying Katt Brothers
(USA 1994)
The Sen-Sens Rescue The Universe
(USA 1992)
A crowded evening at a Seattle book-reading
(USA 1995)
History of the Decline and Eventual Extinction of the Dinosaurs
(USA 1986)
JC's Exercises for Reducing Office Stress
(USA 1988)
The Amazing Flying Beret
(UK 2003)
The 1989 Dog Poop Calendar
(USA 1988)
The Adventures of Key Operator
(USA 1988)
Cook'ng Kwok'ng
(USA 1986)
Lookout Adventures
(USA 1980s)
Twilight Western
(USA 1980s)
Forbidden Romance
(USA 1980s)
Odds and Ends
Miscellaneous Doodles from the 1970s
Miscellaneous Doodles from the 1980s
Miscellaneous Doodles from the 2000s
Miscellaneous Doodles from the 2010s
50 Parallel Worlds, Chapter 1: The Cakes
(UK 2016)
One Afternoon in Crookes...
(UK 2018)
The difference between wild coyotes and Urban Nuisance coyotes
(USA 2020)
