Previous Coffee Columns:

CHRONOLOGICALLY
2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997
2008
Gusto Italiano / Jesus Bath with Haggis (June 29, 2008) 3 Cafe Neros / Working on Bank Holidays and Circadian Clocks (May 11, 2008) Cream / Kitchen Buildings (March 16, 2008)	Euro Coffee / The New Year Under Construction (February 3, 2008) 2 Cafes in Washington State / Parallel Elvises (January 2, 2008)
2007
2 Cafes in Oregon / Wolf Digestion (November 16, 2007) The Reel / Chicken and Whale Coincidences (September 9, 2007) Hulley's Cafe / The Comfort of Brackets (July 24, 2007)	The Cafe / A Tourette's Christmas and Phones for Pets (May 23, 2007) Hercule Cafe / Songs About Losing Vegetables in Taxis (April 8, 2007) Zooby's / Moebius Strip Streets and Strange Medical Devices (February 3, 2007)
2006
Endcliffe Park Cafe / The Boomerang of Time and Tiny Holes (December 12, 2006) Nonna's / Gorilla Suit Recognition (October 1, 2006) Caffé Latino / Useful Takeaway Menu Symbols (August 6, 2006 - CLOSED) Spoilt For Choice / Dyscalculia and Dyslexia in the Library (June 25, 2006)	Russell's Bakery / Cheese Racing (May 20, 2006) Olive's Wine Bar / Offlish (April 18, 2006) Caffé Nero / Lost Socks (March 7, 2006) Merchants House / Impressive Customer Service (February 6, 2006)
2005
Mama's and Leonie's / Mac Mechanics and Jumentous Defenestration (December 14, 2005) Utopia Coffee Lounge / Athol Anagrams (October 23, 2005 - CLOSED) Starbucks / Japanese Fads and Squash (September 21, 2005) Costa at Waterstones / Spam from Outer Space (August 21, 2005)	FOB / Whistling in the Loo (July 20, 2005 - CLOSED) Spago / The Art of Dressing (May 16, 2005) Vittles / The Fizzie Phenomenon (April 8, 2005) Kitsch'n / Power Pizza Cutters (March 23, 2005) Caffé Nero / Camouflaged Mobile Phone Towers (February 2, 2005)
2004
Site Gallery / Revengeful Car Alarms (October 12, 2004) Caffetteria / Survivor President (August 25, 2004) Buon Deli / Smoking Cats (June 27, 2004) Ritazza Tamworth / Wagon Train Effect (May 5, 2004)	Lounge / Royal Teeth (April 7, 2004) Food Fusions / The Garden Gnome Enigma (February 23, 2004) Costa Coffee / Mobile Phone Design and Technology (January 12, 2004 - CLOSED)
2003
Cafe Ceres / Lowest Note in the Universe (November 28, 2003) Cafe Rouge / Brandishing Umlauts (October 20, 2003) Coffee Moco / The Confusing M Words (September 3, 2003) Good Taste / Hot and Cold Water (August 4, 2003) Havana Internet Cafe / Terse Verse (June 23, 2003 - CLOSED)	Remo's / Worst Case Scenarios (May 17, 2003) Columbian House / SmellWeb (April 4, 2003 - CLOSED) Cafe Pinot / Vegetarian Meat (February 24, 2003) Gaylord's Caffe Espresso / Vowels, Consonants, and Dithonomics (January 28, 2003)
2002
Bhavas Coffee / The Names of Lincoln and Hyperurbia (December 30, 2002) Borders Cafe / Murdering the Welsh and Shooting at Clowns (December 12, 2002) Diedrich Coffee / The Marmite Theory of Migratory Evolution (November 3, 2002) More Motorway Coffee / The Slow Loris (October 5, 2002) Take 5 Cafe / Caffeinated Raccoons (August 7, 2002 - CLOSED)	Pollards Tea & Coffee Company / Relative Birthdays and Exploding Water (July 1, 2002) Freya's Coffee Experience/Chocolate Cactus Art (May 27, 2002 - CLOSED) Cafe #9/Toothpaste Flavours (April 30, 2002) Refresh Cafe/21st Century Adventure and Toilets that E-Mail (March 26, 2002) Coffee Revolution/Living in Caves (February 25, 2002) Coffee along the M1 Motorway/Incendiary Carjacking Devices (January 10, 2002)
2001
Caffe Imaginaria/Bifurcating Minds and Attic Creatures (November 11, 2001) Caffé Capri/Toaster Scrambles (October 2, 2001) Caffé Nero/Heat Waves and Head Colds (August 6, 2001) Pelican Rouge/Jedi Holidays (July 2, 2001) Chambers Coffee Shop/Dinnertime Logic (May 29, 2001)	Porter's Coffee Shop/Millionaire Dogs and Dead Slow Children (April 23, 2001) Coffee Lady/McDonald's vs. Jack-in-the-Box (March 18, 2001) Wetherspoon's/Chip Grease Fuel (February 19, 2001) Django's/Nothing Gifts and Computerised Taxis (January 2, 2001)
2000
Caffé Primo/Turbo Laundry (November 27, 2000) Costa Cuore D'Italia/Crime and Punishment (October 2, 2000) Epoca Espresso/Black Hole Movers (September 9, 2000) Café Select/Mobile Phones for Cats (July 25, 2000)	Harbour Coffee Company/Virgin Olive Oil (May 29, 2000) Capri Restaurant & Pizzeria/Frustration (April 24, 2000) Pelosi's/International Time Travel (March 6, 2000) Fitzpatrick's Cafe/Exploding Clown Dreams (January 24, 2000)
1999
English Supermarket Coffees/Shopping Cart Driving Laws (December 27, 1999) Le Royal Cafe/Miracle Tortillas (December 6, 1999) Cafe Salamanda/Extreme Stress Clubs (November 22, 1999) Whittard Coffees/White Yuppie Dress (November 8, 1999) Costa Cuore D'Italia and Broomies/Sleep and Food Deprivation (October 25, 1999) Three Cafes in Los Angeles/Personal Crime Protection (September 28, 1999)	Caffe Vita Regrade/Sensory Aerosols and Franglais (May 15, 1999 - CLOSED) The Library Cafe/Topias and SimCity (April 26, 1999) Perkengrüven Cafe/Nonexistence and Non-Art (April 9, 1999) Three cafes in Oakland, CA/Joe Gummi and No Peanut Zones (March 26, 1999) Pearl Cafe/Baby Zen and Baby Warranties (March 12, 1999) Mott's Coffeehouse/Logic Problems (February 26, 1999 - CLOSED) Caffe Limelight/Romantic Befummeling (February 12, 1999) Gorilla Coffee House/Apes and Directions (January 1, 1999 - CLOSED)
1998
Zoka's Coffee Roaster and Tea/Bodiless and Decapitated E-Mail (December 18, 1998) M Coy Books & Espresso/Christmas Stress and Yesterday as a Part of Tomorrow (December 4, 1998 - CLOSED) McGraw Street Bakery/E-mailing Oneself (November 20, 1998 - CLOSED) Counter Culture Cafe/Cerealitios (November 6, 1998) Asteroid Cafe/Mercury in Retrograde and Cat Fission (October 23, 1998) Avalon Cafe/Snottite and Dog Dieting (October 9, 1998 - CLOSED) Lighthouse Roasters/Gravity on Jupiter and Talgo Train Poetry (September 25, 1998) Bean Collection Coffee/Sex Education Dolls (September 11, 1998) Café Paradiso/Twist Ties (August 28, 1998) Mondeo/Floating Cat Feces (August 14, 1998 - CLOSED) Credenzia Village Bakery/Suburban Despair (July 31, 1998) Espresso Caffé Dior/Jesus and Cheeses (July 17, 1998)	Espresso Roma/Ancient Water and Latin (July 3, 1998 - CLOSED) Long Beach and Los Angeles/Complete Idiot Guides for Dummies (June 19, 1998) Boyd's/Vertigo and Nude Skydiving (June 5, 1998 - CLOSED) La Batelle Bakery/Steatopygia and Personal Ads (May 22, 1998) Be Bop-A-Latte/Dog Chess (May 8, 1998) Torrefazione/Oversized Clothes (April 24, 1998 - CLOSED) European Flavor Cafe/Ferris Wheel Math (April 10, 1998) Paris, London, Berkeley/Jet and Time Lag (March 27, 1998) Zeitgeist Art & Coffee/City Noise (March 13, 1998) Bauhaus Books & Coffee/Opening Cereal Boxes (February 27, 1998) Café Allegro/Cat Vomit Black Holes (February 13, 1998) Nice Day Coffee Co./Beer Tasting Terms (January 30, 1998 - CLOSED) Harrambee Coffee House/Broom Evolution (January 16, 1998) Habitat Espresso/Eating One's Own Feces (January 2, 1998 - CLOSED)
1997
Grateful Bread/Exploding Truffles and Floor Wax (December 19, 1997) Elliott Bay Book Cafe/E-Mail Mangling (December 5, 1997) Caffé Ladro #2/Body Parts and Holy Fruit (November 21, 1997) Roadrunner Coffeehouse/Pumpkin Brains (November 7, 1997) Botticelli/C++ World (October 24, 1997) Tully's Coffee/Vindalalia (October 10, 1997) Joe Bar/Dream Insurance (September 26, 1997) Honey Bear Bakery/Altered Barbies (September 12, 1997 - now CLOSED) Cry Baby/Scratch and Sniff (August 29, 1997 - CLOSED) Caffé Appassionato/British Things (August 15, 1997) Coffee Messiah/Cannibal Santa (August 1, 1997) Diva Espresso/High Temperatures (July 18, 1997) Chez Dominique/One-Eyed Readers (July 4, 1997)	Chapters Coffeehouse/Cat Bladders (June 20, 1997) Queen Anne Coffeehouse/Water Coolers (June 6, 1997) B&O/The Devil's Highway (May 23, 1997) Lux Coffee Bar/Zen Travel (May 9, 1997) Still Life/Signs of Existence (April 25, 1997 - CLOSED) Zio Ricco/Oversized Things (April 11, 1997) Caffé Ladro #1/Ball of Superstring Theory (March 28, 1997) Caffé D'Arte/If A Tree Falls In The Woods... (March 14, 1997) Espresso Vivace/Is Jimi Dead? (February 28, 1997) Gee Whiz/What's In A Name? (February 14, 1997) Uptown Espresso/Two Left Feet (January 31, 1997) Caffé Vita/Coriolis Footpaths (January 17, 1997) Torrefazione/Pneumatic Tube Banking (January 3, 1997 - CLOSED)

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